8th AND 9th grade:If you had one superpower, what would it be and why? (Hint: describe exactly what your power would be, why you would want that one, what you would use your power for, etc. Would you be good or evil? Would you use it just for fun or for a good cause?)

Well I'm already a superhero I'm Phillipe (in disguise so keep it a secret) and his superpower is... well he doesn't really have a superpower but he is still cool. Philippe has a red cape and a santa hat and he wears really tight tights. Phillipe is usually good except for when you give him stuff like coffee and caffiene. He loves to help little kitties out of trees and give little kids lollipops. His secret weapon is this cool awesome deadly toilet paper spring that has super springy killing action. The only thing that can stop Phillipe is iron. It's like Superman's Kryptonite.